Inedible Ink

Paco refuses to come out of his velvet appointed dressing room to discuss this, so your humble webmaster is left to host the show this week, I’m sure Paco regrets your disappointment, ladies:

I don’t know if a python is more macho than a ‘gator, and the poll failed to garner what we in the biz call a “statistically significant sample”, I’ll settle it with a coin toss, heads is gator, ready toss. Heads. That can’t be. Toss. Heads again. No. Toss. Tails, there it’s Tails. Python es mas macho. Anything that can swallow a live alligator is pretty darned macho.

That mess in the Everglades last week would’ve made about 20 pair of really cool cowboy boots eh? Python shanks with a gator skin lining? Label ‘em Genuine 200% Alli-Py-ga-thon skin

So, please, vote. Over and over, if you like. We need a better showing than last week to get Paco out of the dressing room, and the show just isn’t the same without him.

Last week’s poll has Macho Edward Weston trouncing Notsomacho Ansel Adams, to which Paco says: “Sí. Edward Weston es mas macho”.

The question everyone’s asking this week:
If you don’t vote, we may never know, as these two reptiles failed to settle the matter conclusively.

Paco dice: ¡No! Don Adams es mas macho.
Hoy…